Capitol Rioter Compares Attacks On Her To Treatment Of 'Jews In Germany'

Jan 4, 2022

Says Benjamin Netanyahu Invited Her To Israel To Handle West Bank Settlement Sales

Jenna Ryan, the Texas insurrectionist surreal-estate salesman who flew on a private jet last January to join other right-wing nutjobs in a failed attempt to overturn the free and fair election of Joe Biden, is now trying to convince rational human beings that most Jews have blonde hair, white skin, great jobs, great futures, and will never go to jail.

“I never said that,” the wannabe distaff Rush Limbaugh heir told YU News reporter Ian Dickens-Fenster, stressing that she never reads her tweets aloud. “Well, duh. That would defeat the whole purpose of tweeting, which is to provide implausible deniability, which is the bedrock of our democracy.”

Now that Ryan has reported to prison to begin serving 60 days for her role in the failed coup, she is playing the Jew card she claims to have been given by former Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu who wanted her to sell homes in new subdivisions being built in occupied Palestinian terroritory.

The babbling blonde bimbo claims the treatment she has received in prison is “worse than what happened to the Jews in Germany.”

“They’re making fun of my skin color, and how I talk,” Ryan said. “They’re calling me an ‘insurrection Barbie.’ As if I can help how I was born. Whats so wrong about not being disadvantaged?

“They have no idea who I am as a person, what my beliefs are, what I’ve been through, who I am,” Ryan pouted. “They see me as a one-dimensional caricature, like a cartoon. They don’t see me as a human. They act like I’m one of those little giant-nosed Jew goblins who run the banks in Harry Potter.”

“And so, that is the epitome of a scapegoat. Just like they did to the Jews in Germany. Those were scapegoats. And I believe that people who are Caucasian are being turned into evil in front of their families by the Nazi liberal media.”

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