Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro Hospitalized With Intestinal Obstruction
Jan 3, 2022
Team Of Crack Spelunkers Called In To Search For Leader’s Brain Container
One of the world’s remaining amateur Turdwaffle impersonators still clinging to power in the Western hemisphere was listed in critical but stable condition this morning after an expedition was launched to remove the head of Brazil’s leader from his large intestine after a skiing accident.
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