As The #CountdownTo900Thousand Draws To A Close

Jan 14, 2022

Now this Is What We Pataphysicians Call Flattering The Curve!

I told you guys we could do it! No self-inflicted catastrophe is beyond the reach of our nation of miserable fucks.

When we set our minds to it, we can swear that the shit we are currently feasting upon is the greatest shit anyone anywhere ever has ever feasted upon.

Never underestimate the obstinance of the proudly religious uneducated!

To infinity & beyond!

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The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat was founded by Lawrence Nada in a single-wide mobile tarpaper shanty on Mt. Gilead Rd, Pittsboro, NC in 1976, using Alfred Jarry's original recipe.

Committed to imaginary excellence, PPOCLL staff & patients offer #UncommonSense & demand side alternatives to #TheReaganLegacy's #SupplySide #PlantationEconomy & #CommunityPoliceState  which has left the USA so noxious that whales continue to beach themselves on our shores in protest.


Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat

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P.O. Box 398

Banks, OR 97106-0398