Washington Football Team Named Best Named Racist Sports Franchise
Jul 13, 2021
Racist Owner Is Honored For White Wing Activism
The NFL franchise formerly known as the Redskins (after America’s penchant for making souvenirs of the scalps of native peoples who refused to go gently into that good night) recently rejected attempts to rename it the DC Dudleys, because Twitter users quickly shortened the name to The Duds.
This comes after a similar failed effort by Trump supporters to rebrand the team the 40 Acre Mules, arguing the name might also “shut up them fucking Black Lives Matter assholes with their critical racist theory bullshit.”
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