"Fuck DC," Says Rudy Giuliani
Jul 7, 2021
District Of Columbia Suspends Law License
Lifelong sleazebag & America’s favorite ambulance chaser, Rudy Giuliani reacted strongly today when the District of Columbia suspended his law license for peddling unfounded conspiracy theory & undermining the integrity of US elections. This follows a similar decision by New York in June of this year, as a result of his parroting the bullshit former twice-impeached president Donald J. Turdwaffle has been peddling for most of his life, but which became a clear & present danger to American democracy on January 6th of this year, when his Proud Boys and assorted uneducated flag-waving yahoos stormed the Capitol to overturn the 2020 election results.
“Fuck that shit hole!” Rudy screamed at reporters covering a nearby SWAT raid of a crap game in the alley between the Hot Rod Marital Accessory Shoppe & The Ash Kickers, a DIY pet crematorium operated by antifa and people like you. “They are not even a fucking state, for Christ’s sake! Who the fuck gives a shit about DC? How many electoral votes have they got?”
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