Don Jr. Demands A Januteenth For American Patriots

Jun 20, 2021

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Citing polls no one has ever heard of, let alone fact-checked, Donald J. Trump, Jr. told a small vocal group of Juneteenth Day protest in Minnesota this morning “Did you know most real Americans think Juneteenth is a hoax? There were no slaves in Tulsa when it caught fire. That’s a fact. You can check for yourself.

“You ever lived through a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center or stormed the U.S. Capitol to preserve the integrity of our elections against the hordes of poor, lazy, stinking masses trying to live for free? Well I have, & I’m here to tell you my father still believes that there are very good people on both sides, & our side should have a Januteenth to celebrate our independence from the deep state, January 6, 2021, the day that real Americans began the new struggle to free themselves from bondage!

“As the late Rev. Rodney Luther King often said: ‘You won’t believe my dreams.'”

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