Elections Have Gun Control Consequences

Apr 8, 2021

Biden Cites Good Guy Shortage

President Biden came out with guns blazing this afternoon as he announced executive action aimed at combatting the epidemic of gun violence that has gone unchecked since the early 1980s.

“We’ve allowed the NRA & the GOP to get away with their nonsense that the only way to stop bad guys with guys is with good guys with guns. Well, guess what people? We’re fresh out of good guys. They’ve all been mowed down.

“Enough is enough!” the president shouted as supporters of the former guy attempted to drown him out by buzzing the White House with a replica of Marine One while someone looking a lot like Individual One flashed a thumbs up sign out the window.

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