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Dec 4, 2021

Homophobic Flash Mob Accused Of Hate Crime

More than 40 hooligans disguised as antifa Proud Boys stormed a high-end clothing store in North Portland last night, looting handbags, jewelry, shoes, thongs, toiletries, & opera gloves, as general mayhem continued to spread across our nation of miserable fucks, the result of an increasingly hostile climate, coupled with the emergence of hundreds of prehistoric viruses unleashed from the quickly thawing permafrost.

Throw in half a century of Reagan’s approach to uneducating the average American to prepare them for deadend jobs in obsolete industries, & it is amazing the dead don’t walk the earth.

It appears the authorities are preparing for World War Z.

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