How About We Cancel English Grammar Altogether

Oct 29, 2021

To Make The World Safe For Everyone’s Favorite Pronouns?

I’m pretty tired of this proudly uneducated woke world The Reagan Legacy’s supply-side plantation economy has left us, where some fey righteous asshole feels it has the right to demand I acknowledge its political fantasy.

I’m always reminded of Robert Zimmerman’s classic “It’s All Right, Ma, I’m Only Bleeding” that has this all too true verse:

A question in your nerves is lit
Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy
Ensure you not to quit
To keep it in your mind and not forget
That it is not he or she or them or it
That you belong to.

Which also reminds me of one of Love’s great songs about how there will never be any me on your team.

I was twitchin' so I turned and it's really hard to learn

That everyone I saw was just another part of me

But you can go ahead if you want to

Cause nobody's got no papers on you

(No, babe, it's just a falsehood)

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