Former President Converts Resort To Penal Colony

Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & America’s answer to harnessing the widespread cognitive decline among the uneducated class, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini is working feverishly to ensure the reliable revenue stream required to keep his dynasty living in the corrupt lifestyle to which it has become accustomed has neither confirmed nor denied that convicted sex-trafficker Jizzlane Maxwell has become the first inmate at his newly reorganized Doral International Golf Resort & Interpol Detention Center mere days after converting a portion of his Bedminster Golf Resort in New Jersey into a cemetary by burying his first wife Ivana on the green where he recently scored an undocumented hole-in-one.

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