The Ruggles Have Released A New Single

In a rare exclusive, the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge & Laundromat gained access to material hacked by the mysterious Anonymous Anonymous group, including lyrics to The Ruggles latest sure-to-be-classic rock & roll cautionary tale of greed and avarice.

Hey Zuke

Hey Zuke don’t make it bad

Take a troll farm & call It Meta

Remember whenever you cut a fart,

Down deep in your heart you understand Meta

Hey Zuke, don't be douche.

You were made to go out and rate her.

The minute you grade her less than a ten,

Then you begin to appreciate Meta.

And anytime you feel some pain, hey Zuke, complain,

You carry the world upon your shoulders.

We know you think that it's so cool to play the fools

By making our world a whole lot colder.

Hey Zuke, don't be a clown.

You have tagged her, now go and rail her.

Remember to tat her name on your heart,

So you can start to help promote Meta.

So squeeze one out and breathe it in, hey Zuke, begin,

You're waiting for someone to share some flatulence.

But don't you know that it's just you, hey Zuke, you'll do,

The bullshit you need sits on your shoulders.

Hey Zuke, don't make it bad.

Take a shit storm and make it Meta.

Remember a failure’s good as a win,

So you can begin to make it

Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta, WAAAHH!

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Zuke… 

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Zuke… 

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Zuke… 

Hey Zuke a Zuke a Zuke a Zukey Kooky Nookie

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Zuke… 

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Zuke… 

(repeat as long as you can before fading)