Study Into Exceptional American Stupidity In Jeopardy

Vowing to block any solution to the nation’s intractable problems that endangers America's fixed notion of things that are not broken and thus don’t need fixing, Rawdog Democrat Senators Joe “King Coal” Manchin (WV) & Krysten “The Arizona Bandit” Sinema (AZ) have officially become irrelevant & expendable.

So it goes.