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Sassy Cassie

Queefing to set you free.

Cognitive Dissident

Common sense bullet control.

Cognitive Flatulence

It’s a gas, gas, gas.

Flaked Gnus

What once was old be new again



Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs

From yesterday, through Today.com, & into a future of diminishing returns

Uncommon Sense

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