If You Study Hard Enough You Will Eventually #BeBest
This was an actually title in an e-mail from people who claim to know something about their own fucking language.
I’ve been trying to manifest all morning and the best I’ve managed is a couple of long moist farts that scared the cats.
Sometimes I long for those kinder and gentler halcyon days when words attempted to mean things and nobody really gave a shit about pronouns because of all the conoun the barbarians at the gates.
#PundyRaunch wields #TheTerribleSwiftianSword