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A Few Words To The Wise Asses

Prince Randy Andy, Douche of York, Claims Double Jeopardy

1/4/22

Says Epstein Paid Virginia Guiffre Enough To Cover Any Alleged Abuse He Might Have Innocently Been Involved In

“We always split the bill,” the royal asshole told the court in a recent filing, “whenever we went to town on some new virgins. In this case, it was clearly Jeffrey’s intention to cover my expenses related to Ms. Guiffre, whom I never met, by the way. Clearly this case should be dismissed.”

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