A Few Words To The Wise Asses

Prince Randy Andy, Douche of York, Claims Double Jeopardy


Says Epstein Paid Virginia Guiffre Enough To Cover Any Alleged Abuse He Might Have Innocently Been Involved In

“We always split the bill,” the royal asshole told the court in a recent filing, “whenever we went to town on some new virgins. In this case, it was clearly Jeffrey’s intention to cover my expenses related to Ms. Guiffre, whom I never met, by the way. Clearly this case should be dismissed.”

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