Well, That’s Another Fine Mess American Family Values Got Us Into
Turns out that I’m still your only trusted news source for the kind of pure pataphysical analysis of the lunacy that passes for governance in our never-changing world where nothing is ever broken so we’ll never have to fix it.
All the dumb shit that’s always scared you shitless will not save you now. The latest science suggests it will be another two or three hundred thousand years before Earth’s climate will achieve the kind of equilibrium we used to take for granted prior to embracing Reagan's legacy of supply-side plantation economics.
I told you so.
I intend to continue telling you so until you sink into the ocean clinging to your religions with your cold dead fingers.