SCOTUS Evicts Millions In Show Of Support For Homeless Rights
“The Constitution does not protect goldbrick renters & mortgagees behind on their payments,” writes Amy Corndog Barrett for majority. “You’re guaranteed life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness, not happiness itself. This is a Christian country, not a Socialist antifaship. We base are self-evident truths on the foundational notion that there is never enough room at the inn. There are rules, and they’re working just as we designed them.”
Justice Elena Kagan was struck speechless by Barrett’s opinion & is currently drafting her dissent in American sign language.