“Why Isn’t Everyone Against Critical Race Theory?” Racists Pout
Republicans in the House are so concerned that black athletes may continue to claim black lives matter at the Tokyo Olympic games that nearly 40 of the nasty little buggers have banded together and written a strongly worded letter to Olympic and Paralympic Chair Susanne Lolita Lyons demanding that any “unpatriotic political displays by a handful of coastal elite uppity athletes be met with disciplinary action, up to & including irrevocable loss of breathing rights. These people have been whining on and on since 1619. They appear to be violating the rules. They have been given ample explanation. Nevertheless, they have peristed in their woke nonsense.”
The GOP House members were particularly incensed that “the same athletes who have been disrespecting the stars and stripes of our great nation won’t let us fly the stars & bars of our great heritage because cancel culture has made it racist to be proud of our racist past. We are deeply concerned by the growing trend among American athletes to take advantage of the international platform afforded by the Olympic games to perpetuate divisive, hateful and anti-racist American ideologies, which make ordinary Americans feel like they’re stupid, & not just uneducated,” the letter said.
It was signed by 39 Republicans, six of whom simply marked an “X” while one drew a swastika. All used one of the autographed Sharpies provided by the previous twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator, the same Sharpie, in fact, which was used to enact the 2017 tax cut for the president’s personal professional money-laundering league.
“These people have no respect for the rule of law,” said one first-term female Nazi from Georgia, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “If they did, they would keep their opinions to themselves & let our differences play out on the bullet-riddled streets & trashed halls of Congress, until they are finally decided by the lawyers and judges God put on this Earth to sort things out.”
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