“The America First Show Must Go On!” Lawmakers Insist
The Hot As Hell Grunnion/Gaetz America First Tour hit a snag on its first stop today after a third venue refused to allow The Confederated Nabobs Of Neo-Nazi Regressivism to spread their alt-reich message of alternative piss, clubs, and misunderstanding to a paying crowd with less sense than God gave hominy.
“You can’t cancel us!” screamed #FloridaMan congressperson Matt Gaetz to a crowd estimated to be in the double-digits. Gaetz, who is currently under investigation for suspected child sex trafficking, continued “The radical left wants to cancel you for your great American family values, just for being stupid and uneducated, but we here at America First refuse to be canceled because we won’t let you be canceled, because that’s how we roll, because like that great American hero Curt Gowdy always said, we shall not be denied!”
Georgia racist congressfemale Marjoe Taylor Grunnion agreed, adding: “What he said.”
Grunnion & Gaetz were further incensed to discover that there was no Four Seasons Landscaping venue available in Riverside, so they occupied the steps outside the City Hall for 10 minutes to whine and complain about the liberal media and antifa terorists who are behind the Black Lives Matter movement and helped turn our hard-working darkie-skinned brethren into communists and socialists and worse.
Both crackpot congresspersons slipped away before Riverside police moved in to arrest 11 people for loitering.