Can You Be A Cute Obtuse?
So far I’m batting zero for whatever in attempting to have my temporary Twit suspension on March 7, 2021 lifted. It’s time to repeat some new thing over & over, not expecting things to change, but everyone knows the way forward in our nation of miserable fucks is to recognize nothing is broken, which is why no one has ever fixed anything.
Therefore I have enlisted aid from Alfred “Whooping” Cranepool, one of the Clinic’s premier pinch swish-hitters to try & knock one out of the park for the Gimper. I was impressed by the cuts he took in the batter’s circle.
Keep your fingers crossed, faithless readers.