“He Has My Complete & Total Endorsement!”
Twice-impeached former president Donald Jackass Turdwaffle took time off from his busy schedule of blogging, grifting & cheating at golf to weigh in on the fortunes of Israel’s embattled prime minister this morning. Turdwaffle praised his old ally in the supply-side terror economy. “Nethead. I call him Nethead. I was the first to do that. He’s a great man,” the former failed tyrant told Fox & Friends, where he often does community service as part of several plea agreements protected by various NDAs.
“What the liberal Jews have done to Bubala is a disgrace. It’s a disaster,” Baby Blimp blustered on, “Without Nethead, where would Israel be? Probably in Brooklyn, but don’t tell anyone I said that. I wouldn't want to be cancelled!” he chuckled. “I know how to be cancelled. I was being cancelled before it became profitable. I’m always out in front when it comes to time-wasting trends. America first, I always say!”
Israel has wasted millions of dollars & months of effort in the past two years holding 4 nationwide elections , while being unable to form a government, much less a more perfect union. “I blame all the liberal antifa money that is flowing into the Palestinians trying to rig the elections against me because I recognize Donald Trump as the only legitimate ruler of white Americans, & Israel does not negotiate with terrorists,” apropos of absolutely nothing he had been asked.
Netanyahu called on all good Americans to show their support for a strong Israel by sending donations to donaldjtrump.com.
Netanyahu belongs to the Likud party, whose motto is “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”