A Few Words To The Wise Asses

Turdwaffle Denies Everything


Claims Executive Prejudice

As the reality of his continued unencumbered existence begins to weigh on humanity’s hope for a survivable future, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & Russian pissaholic Donald J. Turdwaffle interrrupted his regularly scheduled phone rant to his rabidly athletic supporters at Fox News, Newsmax & ONAN this morning to release a blanket condemnation of anyone or anything who would dare accuse him of things he has actually said or done on tape or video before hundreds of witnesses.

“Fake News,” the fat man bellowed, according to passersby who dismissed the hubbub as more of Turdwaffle’s artless dealing with reality.

Within minutes of revelations that he had tested positive prior to his October debate with Joe Biden in hopes that he could infect the doddering Green New Dealer, thereby making the usual extraordinary GOP voter suppression tactics unnecessary, the former failed fuhrer, who was voted out of office by Q-Anon last November for being a cuck, issued  a rambling 6-page denial of the latest reports of his innate incompetence that prevented him from realizing his true potential as America’s greatest home-grown Nazi.

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