A Few Words To The Wise Asses
Turdwaffle Demands Biden Reinstate Him
It’s Our Duty To Protect Executive Privilege, Joe!
Hours after President Biden refused America’s favorite former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator’s request to protect records relating to his failed January 6 insurrection, the wannabe führer released his own executive order commanding Biden reinstate him so he “can protect executive privilege from the Socialists.”
Former President-For-Life Donald Jesus Turdwaffle remains firm in his conviction that the 2020 election was stolen by liberal Tralfamadorians who are able to travel through time to collect discarded mail in ballots from deceased Democrat voters that they then substitute for ballots not cast by his supporters because they were so convinced he was going to win, which explains why Biden had more illegal ballots than he did.
Turdwaffle released a statement late Friday that said: “The Radical Left Democrats tried the RUSSIA Witch Hunt, they tried fake news, they tried the fake impeachments, they tried the coronavirus hoax, they tried subpoenas, they tried investigations, and now they are trying once again to use Congress to persecute their favorite political target because I won’t play by their corrupt rules. Their requests are not based in law or reality—it’s just a game to these politicians.