A Few Words To The Wise Asses
Trump Threatens To Sue Americans Who Voted For Biden
I Worked 4 Years To Buy Those Votes
Former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Donald J. Turdwaffle is threatening to file the nation’s first reverse class-action suit on behalf of the office of the president of the United States, which he claims was wrongfully stolen from him.
He is seeking to depose all 84 million of these non-compliant voters to prove that they violated the standard con-competitive clause in his Contract On America, “which is nothing like Newtie’s thing,” Turdwaffle winked.
“This was clearly election fraud for the breach of contract stuff alone. The NDA violations too,” the former führer wailed. “My supporters will not stand for this liberal fradulence. The damages will be unbelievable. Believe me.”