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Megyn Kelly Claims Woke Teachers Trying To Demasculate Straight White Boys

10/22/21

Screams Bloody Murder Out Her Whatever

Former Fox and NBC anti-evolution propagandist Megyn Kelly went on the Internet this week to podcast her displeasure that other people don’t think as perfectly as she does, claiming her private school was teaching third-grade boys that it’s OK to chop their nutsacks off if they’d rather be girls without all the inconveniences of having been born one.

“OK,” the nattering nimrod began, “so they unleashed a three-week experimental transgender eduction program on our boys because our country isn’t already wimpy enough.”

Kelly cited a MAGA supporter named Steven Stiffy who spoke only on condition of anonymity who claimed his son asked him “if it’s true that he can take a pill to prevents his dick from getting hard and shooting sperm flowers, and then, when he turns 18, he can got to antifa to have his penis chopped off and try to get a job on Fox News. Can you believe it? If this is what they’re teaching kids in our best private schools, just imagine what’s going on in classrooms where the public is in charge!

“These are things that are inappropriate to discuss with childen,” Kelly continued, citing absolutely no evidence to back up her questionable claims, “certainly third graders, as it was in our case, and teenagers down the line for all sorts of reasons, in ways you can only imagine.”

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