A Few Words To The Wise Asses
Former President Still Refuses To Concede
"They Forced Me Out. I Did Not Leave Of My Own Discord”
Twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & all-around Nazi asshole Donald J. Turdwaffle has responded to recent subpoenas and requests for depositions in various legal proceedings against him by doubling-down on his baseless & unproven claims that the 2020 election was stolen.
“It was an unseen enemy of mail-in ballots that rigged it,” he said his latest insane court filing. “If you count just the legal ballots, I win, but they counted all these other ballots that my people had nothing to do with.”
The former failed führer did in fact lose the 2020 popular vote by nearly 4 million votes and the electoral college by the same margin he had won over Hillary Clinton in the Russian-rigged 2016 election. At the time he called it a “landslide victory, maybe the biggest win in the electoral college in history.”
“Fake News,” he responded when a phone rang.
He has also sued the people of the United States to immediately reinstate him as President so he can forget about all these meddlesome lawsuits while he gets back to work on his great healthcare plan, which is almost ready, and everybody is going to love.