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Sep 6, 2021
Some Of Our Favorite Proverbs Are Adverbs, Chapter 41, Verse 49
People say, “Oh, that’s a terrible thing to say.” I say, “Really, how many Chevrolets are in Beijing right now? Maybe none.” Okay. They won’t take our cars. They won’t take our farm products. They won’t take anything.
And I was hitting them hard. And then the China virus came and it was a terrible period of time. Millions of people died in every corner all over the world. It would have been billions without Operation Warp Speed and the Space Force.
But we did the greatest job. And because the base was so strong, what we did was so strong, our country is doing well. It’s going to be blown away now with all the inflation and everything else that’s taking place. But we built such a strong foundation that our country is doing good enough to hang around until I’m reinstated.
And other countries are doing horribly, horribly. Remember they used to use anything to hit us. When we got hit, I closed it to China, closed it to Europe, anything to hit us. But they’d say, “In South Korea, they’re doing so well.”
South Korea is being decimated right now. “India is doing so well.” India is being decimated right now. Florida is doing well. Florida is still doing better than most of the world. That’s why I live in Florida. Maybe my living in Florida is why it’s doing so good. Should I move to Alabama? What do you think?
We did a great job on that. The ventilators, the equipment that we got, the cupboards were all bare. Why didn’t Obama have a vaccine? He knew this was coming. He had an entire department set up just for pandemic planning. You don’t set up a pandemic planning office if you’re not planning a pandemic.
I’m not saying Obama planned it, but it sure looks like he planned it. That’s what it sounds like. Obama planned it just to make our administration look bad, but you were too smart for him.