The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Speaking Of Kings, Whatever Happened To Billie Jean?
Sep 5, 2021
Are Woke Women Why The World Has Gone To Shit? Chapter 26, Verse 34
God loves you too. I love you, but the enemy of the people. You are the people.
So the liberal media defended Milley for being woke. They say woke is better than great. Can you believe it? Nothing is better than great. That’s in the dictionary. You think the liberal media would use the dictionary, but they think they are better than you.
When I said the women’s soccer team was shit at the Olympics when they lost to Sweden — Who loses to Sweden? Even Billie Jean King could beat Sweden. Look what she did to John Riggins. Wasn’t he part Swedish? I read it somewhere.
So Billie Jean got involved with the Olympics and challenged me to a meeting. I thought she was dead already. Who else thought so? You? You? I see a bunch of hands out there. Maybe you should tell Billie Jean King that being woke is not what real American patriots do. They stop the steal is what they do. She never showed up. She said she wanted to tell me how wrong you are, but she never showed up.
I don’t think Milley was too woke. He was the exact opposite. You know what woke means? It means you’re a loser. Everything woke, everything woke… It’s true. Everything woke turns to shit, okay. It’s true, it’s true. Look at what’s happening. Are we up to our necks in Sleepy Joe’s shit or not?
Do you remember that story about the liberal who died and went to Hell even from a sanctuary city? “Sir,” he said to the devil, “There must be some mistake. I’m woke!”
But the devil didn't care. He told the dead liberal that because he had once voted for Ronald Reagan, remember Reagan? It seems like forever now but because this antifa had voted for Ronnie once, the devil gave him a choice of punishments.
And so the devil took the loser to the lake of fire, what is it Taco or Tahoe? Does it matter? It’s all a hoax anyway. Does it really matter? So the devil takes him to a frozen pond full of pepe the frogs and caves with people on hooks and a place where people have dirty sex and this place where everyone was standing up to their necks in shit, drinking tea from cups like the English people do.
So the devil asks this guy which punishment he chooses for all eternity until the end of time and the guy says to himself “This doesn’t look so bad” so he chooses to stand in the lake of shit up to his neck. And then you know what happens? You know already, don’t you? All you have to do is look around at what has happened since they rigged the election.
So the liberal climbs down and gets his cup of tea. So what happens? Come on. Nobody?
Well, the devil looks at his watch and pulls out this bullhorn and shouts: “OK, assholes. Break’s over. Back on your heads.”
You know what I’m saying.