The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
How My Friend Was Turned To Clay
Sep 1, 2021
Homina Homina Homina Humbaba, Chapter 18, Verse 28
Think about all that equipment. That’s some pricey stuff. The equipment that they’ve got is the most sophisticated military equipment in the history of the planet. Nobody has weapons like that except us, except now for the Taliban. Did they get any nukes in this disaster? Would you be surprised? I would. But you can think what you want.
He surrendered our air base. He surrendered our weapons. He surrendered our embassy. They spent a billion dollars building this ridiculous wall around this dinky embassy — I never liked that embassy. I always stay at my places when I can. I can do that. Don’t you wish you could do that? Go anywhere in the world and stay at your own place? I can do that, and I’m not even president — but then they surrender the embassy AND that beautiful wall.
And he abandoned our great American citizens who never asked for this. They were only in this to make a little extra money to pay their student loans and serving our great country in a war zone. That’s what Afghanistan is, a war zone. They’re over there right now wondering what happened. How could this happen? They have no idea. But they’re about to find out. Oh, they’re about to find out, all right.
Remember this, the Taliban’s tough and they don’t respect our country or our great religion or our culture with all our great pastimes, like baseball — did you see that game this afternoon? Was that something? But even baseball now is getting cancelled, they have even baseball, this cancel culture is the worst, and they don’t respect our President. No one does. It’s not good. They’re over there now. And they don’t know what’s going to happen, our citizens. Joe Biden was going on vacation as Afghanistan was going to hell. That never happened when I was president because I was strong.