The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Aug 30, 2021
A New Daze Dawning, Chapter 9, Verse 47
But here I am with thousands of proud, hardworking, incredible American patriots. With your help, we’re going to elect our friend, Mo Brooks, to the U.S. Senate. We’re going to fire Larry Pelosi, Curly Schumer, Shemp Biden, and the whole woke radical left. And we’re going to make America great again, like never before.
We have been making it so great, in spite of everyone. Now they’re biting into that, but we’re not going to let that happen. We can never let that happen. That’s why I had this idea… All my ideas… Someday, they’re going to tell me how to do things, but not tonight. As Jared told me the morning of January 6, a day that will live in the anals of making America great: “A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.”
But I liked the George Patton piece. Did you like that, General Patton? I thought so. Because we’re getting a little tired of the woke generals that we have. Right? Where they move our military out before they move our civilians. And before they move our $83 billion worth of great equipment. I bet many of you could use a little of that money right now.
Let’s move them out. And the Taliban looks and they say, “I can’t believe it. This could only happen to us. Allah smiles! I can’t believe it. The US military left.” They go in. We have 45,000 people there, Americans, anywhere from, I guess, 15. They have no idea how many. I know better than anyone how many. That’s why I make such great deals.
That’s even worse. They say, “It could be 10. Oh, it could also be 45,000.” But it’s a lot of people and equipment like nobody has anywhere in the world, 83 billion dollars. What a tax break that would be in the right hands…