The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Those Who Dwell There Squat In Darkness
Nov 1, 2021
Don’t Moralize At Me, Volume 2, Chapter 31, Verse 39
Who else can’t wait until I’m reinstated? I know. It’s unbelievable what they did. But we’re coming back. We beginning to make America great again, again. Are you with me?
With a Republican Congress, we will fight for more jobs for American families, fair trade for American workers. No more of this quid pro quo the Democrats do. Remember when they tried to impeach me for a quid pro quo that I didn’t do? There was no quid pro quo. There was no nothing. I never asked for anything. Except a free & fair election, which we did not have.
How could it have been fair if we didn’t win? We were winning big on Nov 3, but by the morning they were finding all these illegal mail-in ballots from dead people. Don’t get me started.
And we’ve done more on trade deals than any other administration in the history of our country, & I redid many of the bad deals, like with the climate and Iran, I wanted to do the Louisiana Purchase, that was a big mistake, we left so much on the table, including the China deal, which I don’t even talk about it anymore.
Because of COVID, the Kung Flu, China Virus, Wutang, whatever you want to call it, but the China deal has made our farmers rich and our farming corporations even richers. Our farmers and manufacturers have never done better. And more American factories, many of them built in other countries, to keep us competetive, forging more products stamped with that very beautiful phrase, made in the USA.
Does it get any better?