The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Sorry, Losers. You Can't Outsmart My IQ
Nov 1, 2021
I’ll Be The Greatest Split-Term President Ever, Volume 2, Chapter 26, Verse 17
We achieved American energy independence, and we turned America into the number one energy super power in the world. We were bigger than Saudi Arabia by a lot & then some. We were bigger than Russia even more than by a lot. And now we’re going back to them asking them for help. Do you believe this? That’s why I call it unbelievable. How can anyone believe this?
Take Arizona. There were at least 282 dead people who happened to vote for me, and they called that voter fraud, byt Maricopa County’s official canvas guy, whatever you call them, recorded 3,432 more ballots cast than people they recorded as having been near a polling booth when they were watching. That’s tough, right? 277 precincts have more ballots cast than people.
They have more ballots cast than they have people, resulting in at least 1,551 excess votes. Do the math. It’s easy.
Nine thousand forty-one mail-in votes and voters. Do the math. I always tell people to follow the math. Well, just to be exact. You know what? We have to get this exactly accurate because the fake news will say, “He said votes, instead of voters.” Nine thousand forty-one mail-in voters returned more ballots than they were sent. They voted more than expected. Oh, that’s interesting. How does that happen?
Biden and the radical Democrats are also pushing a $4.7 trillion spending bonanza that is nothing but a down payment on the socialist Green New Deal, which is going to destroy the great country you had me build for you. It was so beautiful, and now the woke mob has turned it to shit.
But now the socialists say: Build your buildings. Please don’t put windows in your building. That’s one of the ones that we don’t want windows to be in the buildings. How are people going to jump out when the terrorists attack? And if they are, they want them to be very small. Take the buildings down in New York and build new buildings with smaller windows.
Where do they come up with these crazy ideas?