The Epic of KuklaM*A*S*H
Remember When Everyone Said Better Red Than Dead?
Nov 1, 2021
We Beat These Indians Once & We’ll Beat Them Again, Volume 2, Chapter 30, Verse 50
As everybody knows, but the haters and losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a ‘wig.’ My hair may not be perfect, but it’s mined. Someone tries to mess with my hair they’ll lose some fingers. I do not wear a rug. My hair is 100 percent MAGA. No animals have been hared in the creation of my head.
Jimmy Fallon. Remember when Jimmy Fallon messed with my hair? What happened? I’ll tell you what happened. His ratings went in the toilet. He never recovered. Nobody goes on Jimmy Fallon anymore.
But everyone in here knows that the radical left will stop at nothing to destroy the America we love because of our great heritage & all the monuments. We’re not going to let it happen.
All of you in Alabama and with conservative patriots like Mo Brooks and others like him & the women too and all of the names I mentioned tonight are fighting for us in Washington. And I have never been more confident that we will defeat the radical left today the way we did with the Greatest Generation in the Second World War Two.
And we have to. We don’t have a choice. These are vicious people and they stick together. That’s what makes them so hard to get rid of. They don’t have Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski and Low-Polling Liz Cheney, these guys that go off on their own, they don’t have people like that.
Little Ben Sasse. He said nothing. They don’t have people like this. They have people that stick together. I respect them for that, but I don’t respect them for trying to destroy our country.