This May Sound Corny But You're Making Me Horny

Oct 26, 2021

Now I Know Why Your Motto Is Sweet Hole, Alabama, Volume 2, Chapter 17, Verse 11

That was some answer, you gotta admit, but he’s a great coach. No one should be surprised. When you’re the coach, you get to say what you want. I said, “Tommy, that’s the coolest answer I’ve ever heard.” “Thank you sir.” He’ll say anything for me.

And you voted him in and he’s been a great Senator. He’s been phenomenal. He was the kind of senator we all hoped Roy Moore would be before the Democrats sabotaged him with that phony investigation that never even happened. Just unbelievable. Do some Google you don’t believe me.

Thank you very much. Thank you, Tommy. Thank you very much. Credible guy, credible guy. Incredible, actually. Incredible. And he’s got that look of a Senator. Doesn’t he? Not quite president, but Senator fits him.

Not that looks matter. I always say looks don’t matter. It’s my motto: “Looks Don’t Matter.” You know what matters? Family values. Grabbing opportunity in your hands and squeezing. Doing whatever the law allows you to do the American Dream.

You know, nowadays looks don’t matter, but he still got the look of a Senator. He’s doing a great job. Lieutenant governor, Will Asscough. Will, thank you, Will, great job. Nice meeting you backstage.