KuklaM*A*S*H Burnishes The Golden Turd

Oct 5, 2021

Sometimes Even God Has His Fill Of Man, Volume 2, Chapter 6, Verse 58

Remember Chinese President Ping? He’s now president for life. President for life. Idi Amin was president for life of Africa but he ran away to Libya when I came to power. But Chi Chi Ping, no, he’s great. President for life. And look, he was able to do that in China’s democracy which has lasted for dozens of years. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot some day when I get reinstated.

I was so strong on China, Chi Chi had to send a virus to kill me. Didn’t work. I have the best healthcare that we replaced Obamacare with. Who has had the Kung Flu? Who has had it here? Who’s had it? Yeah. I see you. A lot of people, a lot of people. 

Well, you’re the people I want to say hello to because you’re right now immune. You’re right now immune. Or they say that, they used to say that. You know, they hate to admit it because I had it.

So in the old days they said, “Well, if you have it, you’re immune for life,” right? Once I got it, they give you four months. It’s anybody else but me, you’re immune for life.

And we’re going to have — there’s — like I have immunity now, and I don’t know, maybe I’m immune from the hydroxychloroquine, what a word, don’t make me pronounce it, great stuff, they — I hear it's anywhere from four months to a couple of lifetimes. It’s sort of interesting, but as soon as I beat it they said, no, he’s only immune for four months.

I said, well, I always heard for a lifetime, but that’s OK, you know. If it was anybody else — hey, Mo, if it was you, they’d say, yes, he’s immune for a lifetime. But with me, they say four months. You know, they want to make it look as bad as possible. They hate you and all the things you love. Especially me.

You’re going to see things happening, it’ll go down as the most corrupt election in American history. And almost probably in any history. So many histories. I read that there are eight million histories in the Nake City alone. 

The evidence of the fraud is monumental and more is coming out. Just recently, Wisconsin election officials admitted they removed more than 200,000 of you from their voters. How can they remove 200,000 Alabama voters in Wisconsin? You didn’t vote by mail, did you? You’re not Democrats.