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It's Official. I'm Looking Into NFTs

Thursday, January 20, 2022

This Is My Last Official Posted Tweeted Before Being SuspendedSeems fishy my last Tweet would be about Rep. Ashli Madison Holden-Cawthorn (R-Word, NC), but when you gotta go, you gotta go. 

Consider this my first entry into the marketplace of non-fuckable tweets.

Portland, You've Come A Long Way Baby!

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Seems Like Only 40 Years Ago…Why, I can remember all the way back to before gentrification when the standard joke about Portland’s finest was:
Q: What do the cops call a traffic stop in North Portland?
A: Target practice.
Them were the days.
The latest scandal involves training...

Repugnicunts Threaten To Boycott Future Presidential Debates Until Former Guy Is Reinstated

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Ronna McDaniel Calls Commission On Presidential Debates A Black Lives Matter Front OrganizationStressing that the GOP remains committed to protecting the rights of wealthy somnambulists, Repugnicunt National Committee charwoman Ronna “My Corona” McDaniel blasted the Commission On Presidential Debates...

Repugnicunts Vow To Shutter NPR After Steve Innskeep Questions The Big Liar

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Turdwaffle Hangs Up & Calls His Feckless Lawyers To See What He Can Sue ForAfter former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and committed insurrectionist Donald J. Turdwaffle’s first interview with an actual journalist since his failed coup on January 6, 2021 ended with the doddering dimwit hanging...

Once More With Feeling

Sunday, January 9, 2022

For The Shits & GigglesI love getting these surveys in my junk boxes.

Laura Ingraham Criticized Donald Trump's Jan. 6 Event On-Air Just Before He Canceled It

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Event Postponed Until January 15 To Celebrate White Heritage DayResponding to complaints that his threatened press conference on the first anniversary of his failed coup was tone deaf, if not criminal, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator and what you get when you finally get what you deserve,...

Flurona Is Coming! Flurona Is Coming!

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Anti-Vaxxers Are Really Gonna Love The Next WaveImagine how much fun it’s gonna be catching a couple of kinds of flu & the omicron variant of the coronavirus hoax at the same time.

Florida Students Told To Bring Own Body Bags

Monday, January 3, 2022

DeSantis Tells Parents: “When The Going Gets Tough, Get Your Ass In Gear”Taking a brief break from dragging his cancer-stricken wife to a series evangelical superspreader events believed by the faithful to have healing properties across his shit hole state, Florida governer & totally committed douchebag...

We're About To Get Even Stupider

Thursday, December 30, 2021

When It Happens, I’ll Be The First To Say I Told You SoIt’s only fair that those who worship Cassandra as their one true God be willing to put their mouths where their putzes are.

COVID Vaccine Death Toll Continues To Mount

Saturday, December 25, 2021

You Can’t Argue With The FactsWhile liberals, scientists, expert researchers, & realists continue to insist that vaccines have been proven safe & effective, there is a growing consensus among average Americans that there is no consensus to be reached when it comes to objective reality.
Here at...