All The Gnus That Give Two Shits
Trump To Give Bolsonaro Sanctuary At Mar A Lago
Claims “Greatest First Lady” Graciously Offers Brazilian Waxing Magnate Use Of Closet Befouled By “Toxic Democrat Law Enforcers"
Amid growing international calls for the arrest of Brazil’s ousted right-wing president for crimes against humanity and the environment, fomenting unrest, and inciting his uneducated followers to overthrow the legitimately elected government, former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator Grabito Pussolini and his rabid allies demand the former South American strongman be granted full-citizenship and a Medal of Freedumb as soon as the former guy is reinstated.
Newly-elected House Speaker Kevin “Charlie” McCarthy has even offered to let Bolsonaro serve as his backup in the even he is struck by random gunfire protected by the Second Amendment.