All The Gnus That Give Two Shits

Brett Kavanaugh Threatens To Sue Liberal Media For Defamation


Without Me, Says Associate Justice, There Would Be No National Boofing Day

Insisting that he is obviously part of the #AmericaFirst agenda promised by former twice-impeached unindicted co-conspirator & only president to honestly believe that boofing is currently under consideration to become an official Summer Olympic event, Donaldo Grabito Pussolini, Supreme Court Injustice Brett Maverick Kavanaugh has threatened to sue reality “for its liberal bias in painting me as a Nazi just because I have a few harmless genocidal white supremacist tendencies, think women should thank me for my rapt attention, and hurting my feelings, which also hurt the feelings of millions of uneducated voters who are tired of being labeled stupid, assholes, uninformed, toxic, southern or moderates.”

We could go on, but we’ve run out of enthusiam for pointing out the obvious.