All The Gnus That Give Two Shits

Ginni Thomas, Wife Of Supreme Court Justice, Says She Attended Jan. 6 'Stop The Steal' Rally Before Capitol Attack


Denies She Played Role In Planning It

White supremacist and moderate activist Hattie Mae Vagina “Ginni” Thomas told a Tik Tok Teen disguised as a right-wing journalist with Washington’s Free Bacon Gazetteer this morning that although she did attend and may have helped write Turdwaffle’s incendiary speech on Jan 6, she “obviously played no role” in planning the events leading up to the Jan. 6 insurrection “or else there would have been a much different outcome.

“I cannot stand failure,” she continued, "and failure is ALWAYS the result of poor planning. For example, I would never have built the Fukashima Nuclear Power Plant in a tsunami zone. That was really bad planning.”

Thomas relishes her role as the woman behind the man in Washington power politics, particularly when it comes to her disgraced husband Clarence, or Tom, as she calls him. “He doesn’t make a decision without consulting me first,” Thomas says proudly, dismissing the notion that such an alliance represents a conflict of interest. “Was it a conflict of interest when Cleopatra got it on with Marc Anthony? I don’t think so. Homey don’t play that.”