All The Gnus That Give Two Shits

Lorena Boebert Screams At Citizens For Ignoring Her


Look At Me When I’m Talking At You

Waving a meter-long blood-stained dildo named John and threatening to shoot anyone who came any closer, Rep. Lorena Boebert (R-Word, CO) told a rowdy crowd at Shooter’s Grill that she was tired of being ignored, after Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi yawned during a Boebert presentation supporting the rights of the unborn to open carry.

“So I flew home to be with you all,” Boebert told the heavily-armed drunken revelers. “I know you all would life your head and pay attention when I was speaking, even if I wasn’t packing, I hate those metal detectors, but I’ll tell you the same thing I said on the floor of the House with that bitch smirking at me.

“I said: 'Maybe that’s too much trouble to ask of you, Madam Speaker. But we are here talking about real issues that are impacting unborn Americans and still you continue to sit and ignore what America is saying.'

“And then I said ‘Who’s buying the next round?'”