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Authoritities Ask for Help In Identifying 75 Thousand At Rams-49er Game Who Defied Mask Mandate


Governor Gavin Newsom & SF Mayor London Breed Pledge Help In Effort To Apprehend Scofflaws

“This isn’t just a crime of indifference,” said a spokesperson for the officials, who were quickly whisked to isolation in undisclosed locations after repeated exposure to potentially lethal airborne pathogens that could be avoided through vaccination and the proper wearing of a face covering, “It’s a crime against humanity! We are approaching one million dead in our nation. This flagrant disregard for one’s own self-interest must not stand!”