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Sarah Palin Asks God To Endorse Senate Run


“Sarah Who?” Yahweh's Aide Asks

After waiting patiently for several years for the stars to align, former Alaska Governor & failed Repugnicunt vice-presidential candidate Sarah Sirhan Palin went on Twitter today to announce she is considering a run to replace RINO Lisa Murkowski, writing: “If God wants me to do it I will.”

Not since Anthony Wiener asked whether Twitter wanted to see his dick was the Internet more in a tizzy with thousands of users weighing in, including Laurena Boebert, who many people consider to be one of Sarah’s best named offspring. 

We reached out to God for comment but did not hear back from The Big Guy  before clicking “Publish.”