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Biden On Afghanistan: "There's Never A Good Time To Pull Out"
“Better You Think Of The Consequences Before You Stick Yourself In” President Chides Media
Telling it like it is, President Biden today assured the nation he stood behind his decision to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by the end of the month, calling it “the right thing to do.”
“Enough is enough,” the doddering leader of America’s warlords told the American people in a nationally televised speech that sounded like it came from a competent human being for the first time in 4 years.
“We spent 20 years! 20 years, all those lives, all that suffering, and you think 300,000 US-trained & equipped Afghan forces could show just a bit of backbone, some pride in their own country? What a bunch of cowardly clowns. This is on them.”
The president refrained from shifting any of the blame for what was going on in Afghanistan to George Dubya Bush who started the war so he could move on to Iraq with shock and awe to avenge his father’s humiliation by Saddam Barack Hussein in the First Gulf War Of Economic Convenience.
He also did not mention the peace deal negotiated exclusively with the Taliban, behind the backs of the legitimate Afghan government by his predecessor the obese former guy, with an acknowledged assist from his favorite coffee boy, Mike “He’ll Eat Anything” Pompeo.
Biden didn’t even mention more than a decade of Repugnicunt obstructionism and gamesmanship that prevented the country from making progress on any front in our never-ending war against reason. It is what it is, whatever it is. I sure as shit have no idea.
Expect the liberal media to spend the next 7-10 days defending Joe Biden as if he had somehow done something wrong, while the right wing Christian media will explain why Joe Biden should resign because there is no money in waging peace.