All The Gnus That Give Two Shits
Was Pete Davidson Made Of Honor?
Ariana Grande Weds Beau Boo
Unfortunately, our Zoom connection failed before the intimate ceremony to which we were not privy began. We didn’t even attempt to contact Pete Davidson for confirmation of our fabriacted report. So it goes.
We owe it all to A. J. Liebling
for leading us to accept
the First Amendment belongs
to those willing to take it