All The Gnus That Give Two Shits

What Do You Call A Country With A Completely Fake History?


Oh Come On. This Isn’t A Trick Question!

Is it too soon to blame the Greatest Generation for bringing over all those fucking Nazis after WWII so the Russians didn’t get them? 

I’m so tired of our family values. Gus knows their offspring have produced some of the least appealing leaders the world has seen in several decades. This is the sort of shit these patriotic motherfuckers think passes for presidential:

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