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China Finds Man In The Moon House Is Abandoned


Mission To Pink Floyd Side Of The Moon Stuns Scientific Community

China’s Yutu 2 rover has discovered the yurt believed to be used by The Man In The Moon while He was building Earth approximately 6,000 years ago.

The yurt is located approximately six miles north of the Van Der Graaf crater McDonald’s at the intersection of Howie Dune Boulevard and Old Log Inn Road.

Unfortunately, no one replied to repeated requests by Yutu 2 that the occupants come out with their hands up.