Writes the Wrongs
WOW! Great News! The Former Twice-Impeached Kochsucker Says He's Not Guilty
I Was So Worried He’d Admit His Frequently Televised Guilt
Thank God a clear plurality of exceptional Americans are not yet able to activate their own hands to wipe their stupid asses without union representation.
Otherwise the shit we are drowning in would be even deeper.
But you assholes are too insensient to get the joke.
Here’s winking at you.