Writes the Wrongs
Poll: Most American Insist They Are Going To Heaven
Most Also Confess They Don’t Really Believe In God
To explain the seeming discrepancy, supply-side experts trotted out a series of PowerPoint presentations that proved, conclusively, that American ingenuity will find a way to provide true-believers with their highly anticipated post-life reward for whatever heinous acts they have gladly performed in defense of our fundamental freedoms.
And anyone not satisified with this post can go fuck itself.