Writes the Wrongs
Psaki Hacks Through Big Oil Arguments For Lowering Prices At The Pump
Now Is Not The Time To Add To Our Climate Problems By Encouraging The Use Of Fossil Fuels
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stopped short of calling several professional reporters “preening assholes” this morning as they pressed the administration to open the strategic oil reserves and suspend gas taxes as short term fixes that “are little more than cosmetic feel-good procedures to trick uneducated American voters into hoping that climate change is not real and that their own fossil fuel addiction is what is even now making our planet uninhabitable for their children and grandchildren. What is wrong with you fucking morons? Did your mamas drop you all on your heads giving birth?”
Not surprisingly, the reporters were unable to answer these #ExistentialTrickQuestions.