The Horror, The Horror, Of Losing The Honor, The Honor

Former Prince Andrew Windsor, the one-time Duke Of York, has been ordered to surrender his patronages and military titles to the Monarchy’s Quartermaster no later than the end of business on January 14, & donate his fancy uniforms to a local charity, after receiving notice to stand trial in a civil sex case in New York.

Henceforth, according to the official Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, & Laundromat Book Of Meaningless Honorifics, Randy Andy shall be known as the Douchebag of York.